Three Hours of Unlimited Go-Karting and Mini Golf for Two, Four, or Six or Birthday Bash for up to 16 Children at Zone Action Park in Lewisville (Up to 54% Off)

In addition to providing recreational enjoyment, riding in go-karts and playing miniature golf are excellent ways to prepare children for a future filled with high-speed car chases and malevolent windmills. Give tykes the tools to succeed with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

• $19 for a three-hour pass for unlimited go-karts and mini golf for two (a $37.98 value)
• $36 for a three-hour pass for unlimited go-karts and mini golf for four (a $75.96 value)
• $52 for a three-hour pass for unlimited go-karts and mini golf for six (a $113.94 value)
• $99 for a birthday bash for up to 16 children (a $199 value)

Passes provide unlimited access to the go-kart and mini-golf zones for three hours. In the Speed Zone, thrill-seekers 54 inches or taller fit safely into the full-size karts, several of which can seat a second passenger of at least 42 inches beside the driver to share the adventure or provide color commentary. The neighboring Jr. Speed Zone requires drivers to be at least 3 years old and 36?48 inches tall to race kid-specific roadsters. In the Golf Zone, two 18-hole mini-golf courses with valley or island themes challenge putters. Birthday bashes for up to 16 children include four large one-topping pizzas, four pitchers of soda, 192 game tokens, 16 go-kart tickets, unlimited golf and bounce-house play, and use of the party area for 90 minutes.

Zone Action Park

Zone Action Park thrills family members young and old with themed fun zones that quench thirsts for go-karting, bouncing, mini golf, and batting practice. The Speed Zone pits kids as young as 3 years old against each other for zipping go-kart action, whereas a bounce area lets them hop safely on inflatable jumps or slides. Batters practice against slow- or fast-pitch machines in the Strike Zone, and two 18-hole mini-golf courses provide a festive backdrop where putters overcome childhood fears of spinning windmills. Inside, the Game Zone fosters friendly competition with family-friendly games such as Guitar Hero fueled by fresh pizza from an onsite restaurant that happily houses large parties or birthdays.

The Groupon Guide to: Bonding with Your Child

Babies come out of the womb so physically weak that they will love anyone strong enough to hold their jello-like bodies, but as kids grow older, parents must earn their love. Here?s how to force your kid to adore you:

Buy Them a Car: Your kid doesn?t want to be seen in whatever hot metal garbage you?re driving around. Drop off your spawn at their favorite local dealership, give them your credit card, and then go wait for them to meet you at the nearest Pizza Barge franchise.

Be a Cool Parent: Make it obvious that you?re not like other parents by dressing in teenager clothing (tight jeans and a T-shirt from a sandwich shop that doesn?t exist anymore). If people mistake you for your child?s loose-skinned older sibling, just go with it. Tell them that your child?s parents disappeared while committing a crime of passion together and you decided to raise your sibling as a graduate-school project.

Spend Time with Them: When children are still young, you can just carry them around in a sling on your chest, but as they grow older and heavier, it?s better to stay attached by sewing a shirt big enough that you both can wear it at the same time. If your kid refuses to wear the shirt, cry loudly until you both feel embarrassed, and then call your kid?s crush and cry loudly to them.

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